Showing posts with label poop. Show all posts
Showing posts with label poop. Show all posts

Friday, June 10, 2011

The Great Crappy Nap Mystery

Audrey was the first to fall asleep.
Then shortly after, Charlotte joined her in dreamland.
All was well.
30 minutes later, I put Sadie, who was sound asleep, in her crib.
All was well.
Then, I unintentionally took a nap in the recliner.
I woke up to Charlotte coming into the living room.
In my half-awake state, I kind of remember her saying something about "someone did something in my room"
I was too tired to decipher.  I thought she was just talking nonsense.
The TV was on, she watching cartoons, so I fell back to sleep.
I awoke 5 minutes later to Audrey running down the hallway.
That's when I figured I better get up. I heard Sadie in her crib.
When I walked into their room....
There it was.
On the carpet.
A little pile of poop and a puddle of pee right beside it.
SERIOUSLY?!

yelled called for the girls to come into their room.
Charlotte said Audrey did it.
Even Audrey took credit for the incident.

Here are the facts: Audrey was wearing a pull-up.
Audrey cannot pull her pull-up up. Or down.
Audrey was asleep first and woke up last.
She did not have poop on her pull-up.
Skidmarks...clumps...NOTHING.
Charlotte DID!
Here's what I believe happened:
Charlotte did it.
And somehow convinced Audrey that she did it.

Even now, when I ask ramdomly, "who pooped on the carpet?" Audrey will say she did.

Am I crazy!?
It IS a possibility, no!?