Not Me!!!

Not Me Mondays are few and far between for me.

Mainly because I don't do a whole lot.

So, there isn't so much to be embarrassed about.

Sad, I know.

But, this week, I have had some doosies!!!

I have NOT put off washing dishes until there was no more counter space

ANYWHERE in the Kitchen, oh about 3 times already!!

Nope, that wasn't me...that was the slacker house wife.

And, I have NOT had syrup stains on my chair and ottoman for about a week

from where I certainly did NOT let Charlotte eat french toast with syrup for dipping.

And, NOT 2 different mornings, either.

Yesterday when I was getting dressed for Church,

I did NOT notice that you could NOT see my belly button from a satelitte in outerspace.

And, because you COULDN'T, I certainly did NOT put a band-aid over my belly button, to hold it in.

{by the way, if I DID do that, it still wouldn't have held it in all the way, anyway.}

I did NOT lie to my husband when he asked if I minded if he cooked shrimp last night; when I said "No, hun, I don't think the smell will bother me"

Then, I did NOT proceed to almost vomit when I smelled it.

I did NOT spend all of my time between church and choir practice looking for more blogs to stalk. That would just be WEIRD...and totally NOT something I would do!

And, I did NOT just finish vaccumming off my child because I certainly did NOT give her a pop-tart for breakfast. And, it was NOT served to her on the couch!

{I obviously did learn my lesson from the french toast on the chair, huh?}

Oh won't you join in all the NOT ME Monday, fun!?!?